I ditched the chronological order of posts for now. I had a lot fun creating this. I hope you enjoy~
a-memoirs-of-a-shy-pornographer:
No one will fuck you better than someone who gets pleasure from making you cum
Absolutely true
Apps To Kill Time On
Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.
These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?
P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.
Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life
- Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑
- Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta
- Tik Tok - the coolest videos on the internet (top 10 app in the world)
- Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
- Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories
- Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone
- Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better
- Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen
- Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️
- Hempire - become a plant mogul
- Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun
- Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish
- Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters
- Betternet - free VPN like Hotspot, try both and see which you prefer
- Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire
- Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?
- Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)
- Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗
- 1Q - get paid to answer simple questions
- Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around
- Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon
- Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit
- Spill it - drop balls and break glass
- Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard
- Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?
- Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer
- Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets
- Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds
- Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus
- Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe
- Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game
- Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing
- Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports
- Hole - fuck up a city muahaha
- Dosh - get paid to shop
- Sweatcoin - get paid to walk
- Robinhood - get free stocks just for joining
- Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af
You’re welcome 😉